googlehomo: fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.
theflaggirl: you have no idea how much this pissed me off as a kid
theanti90smovement: cute nicknames to call ur boyfriend/girlfriend dr phil dr phil dr phil dr phil
amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof
sollybot: I FINALLY RECORDED MYSELF EXPLAINING...
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while